I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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