In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Randomize
