cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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