let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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