I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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