Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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