He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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