2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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