yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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