You really coming over, don't trick.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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