Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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