There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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