I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
What drink are we having for lunch?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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