dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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