my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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