I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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