remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
do nipples grow back?
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