I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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