puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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