How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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