What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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