I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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