I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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