Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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