Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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