she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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