whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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