How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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