You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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