All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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