I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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