Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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