Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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