clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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