Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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