Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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