I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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