Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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