i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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