Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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