Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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