how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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