More tranny stories later!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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