i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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