when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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