Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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