I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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