my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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