we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
