do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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